I want to meet this kick ass gal cause she’s crazy ace, pirate style.

We’d have lots of drunken antics, and I’m pretty sure we’ll end up on one of those cop shows for bein drunk and disorderly.

Oh and not to forget the stalking. There has to be stalking.
I’ll let her pick the victim though.

Oh and plus she’s úber-pretty. We’ll be fighting off all the horny guys who want a piece.